9 months ago
Politics Explained.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

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    FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk....PURE SOCIALISM: You have...
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    You have two cows. Your lord takes some...the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The...
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    this makes me happy.
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    Está un poco gracioso, aunque sirve jajaja.
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    god i remember having this on the front of my binder in like eighth grade. it would’ve helped if i had it this year :|
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    You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and...
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    I’m STILL for Anarchy. x’D
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    on the for real note, i love giraffes and harmonicas
  42. actsofkindness reblogged this from briand316 and added:
    we actually used this in government, lol
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  44. briand316 reblogged this from hellovagina and added:
    It all makes so much sense now. I wish I still had this sign.
  45. catherine-elise reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    hahaha this is great. i’m all for surrealism if you were interested
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    today my dad was almost about...strangle me because i said i didn’t know shit about...
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    This is like “Postcards from Yo Momma” except it should be called “Forwards from Yo Right-Wing Dad”. See also: “Jews did...
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    good but where did
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    youmightfindyourself:...Actually: FEUDALISM: Your lord owns two cows and you. You milk the...
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    ever made more sense than now?
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    PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have...
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    this was randomly on the wall of my geography classroom in high school like 6 years ago!!! so excited to find it again…...
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    oh my god. cambodian communism killed me.
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    Oh, shit. It all makes sense now. THIS is much more comprehendible than a history book.
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    If it were really this easy, dammit.
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    ahahaha . thass all
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    Oh surrealism. I’ve always wanted harmonica lessons.
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    You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You...
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    Read to the end, then laugh. mariakonstantinov:
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    Whenever I see stuff like this passed around, I thank god...US uses an electoral college
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    Re-blogged post. ‘Surrealism’ is my fave.
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    Cuz I, wanna be ANARCHY!
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    it all makes so much more sense now
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    wow, should be in the textbook.
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    You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and...
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    go! It can’t get any simpler then that guys!
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    Lmao. I love this. But for feudalism, the lord would take most of your milk.
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    thebackdoor:plaidscarves:young-folks:viatheunremarkable:longlivethequeen:porcelainwaves:goodbyecaptain:
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    Just another example of why communism is better than fascism xD
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    viatheunremarkable | longlivethequeen | porcelainwaves | goodbyecaptain FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes...
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    i dont know man… when i got to surrealism…. i was like FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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    You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and...
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    Hahaha~ touché! :)
  133. yalilan reblogged this from fruitslee and added:
    surrealiam seems to be the one representing the current state of our capitalism… to me… :)
  134. fruitslee reblogged this from youmightfindyourself and added:
    Surrealism is sounding pretty good right now.
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    I’m supposed to be studying for APs.
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    FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk....PURE SOCIALISM: You have...
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    porcelainwaves:goodbyecaptain:
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    porcelainwaves: goodbyecaptain:
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    THIS IS SO FUNNY.
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