This was the bio to my fake myspace band ages ago. I found it today. I will resurrect it as #whiteharlem if I can ever find out how to work Garageband.

Long time fan and friend Chad Kroeger, of Nickelback fame said, “<redacted> is just what we need in this world. He’s like a fucking living legend man. Blows my mind. Dude’s a stud. We’re in talks to tour together along with Creed. It’s going to be obscene. I’m telling you now. I get chills just thinking about it.”

It would seem for as many fans as he has around the world, he has twice as many enemies. Critics have lobbed bombshells at the solo recording artist, claiming his experimental “indie” music is a joke and that he should really get back to channeling his inner ghetto self.

Solo Artist Morrissey, formerly of The Smiths had some disparaging remarks as well. “I don’t really care for him. If you’re asking me, and I’m just one man’s opinion, but to me his music is for fucking pussy ass wankers. It’s rubbish in my opinion. I hope a boom mic falls on his fat chinese head”. <redacted> could not be reached for comment.

He was recently confronted about his latest track “Lurgee” at a press conference in Lancaster, accusing him of half-assed almost infantile lyrics. He simply covered his face with newspaper, threw his half-finished vegemite sandwich at reporters, and sped away in a black motorcar.

Brother Sharp S/S/A/W 2010 “Vagrance Pour Homme”